DISCLAIMER WITH POINTS TAKEN
By Rob Rances 2 April 2025 BREAKING: THE ENTIRE STAGE COLLAPSED WITH ONE PULLED THREAD —From the Department of Creative Governance In a stunning turn of events, one long suspected but rarely admitted aloud, it has now been publicly confirmed: the arrest was not a coincidence. Not a routine matter. But a calculated, premeditated political maneuver dressed in official language and wrapped in press briefings. According to a senior official (whose name shall remain unspoken for drama and diplomatic survival), the entire operation was a “team effort.” Translation: everyone was involved, and no one wants to take the fall. It’s like a school project where the PowerPoint magically appears, but no one remembers who clicked “save.” Then came the twist: SOMEONE from the highest circles may have played more than just a ceremonial role—not a ribbon-cutter, but a strategic architect. This wasn’t whispered gossip. It was backed by a recorded public admission. And the moment that truth surf...