PULVORON MASTERPIECES

Lifted from Kit Kat Iring

THE TAO OF PULVORONIC ZEN MASTER

Jun Abines

1. Chase the gold at all cost
2. Honor your father's enemy
3. If you want peace, follow the wife
4. Travel more if its free
5. Promise now, forget later
6. Forget honor, be greedy
7. Thick face makes you rich
8. Speak good, do evil
9. Lie with a smile
10. Punch her, then kneel and apologize
11. Betray everyone with no guilt
12. Pick fight with a giant and see what happens.
13. Speak with confidence even with empty mind.
14. Soldiers lives don't matter
15. F1 race is a matter of national security
16. Investment Pledges are good excuse to fly, fly and fly.
17. Make dad proud, steal more than he did.
18.Feed the crocs and they won't bite you
19. Freedom of the Press is always negotiable
20. As long as you don't blink, fools won't know you.re one of them.
21. Hire a clown in your behalf to take the blame.
22. Don't bother explaining or defending yourself, your fools will happily do it for you.
23. US Visa is everything
24. Filipinos are not worth dying for, let them die for Uncle Sam 
25. Being puppet isn't that bad, just say want the boss wants
26. Don't be afraid of war if Uncle Sam ensures your family's safety.
27. Filipino Soldiers are loyal, even to a traitor who push them to a useless war.
28. Keep the powder flowing, I will keep talking
29. Loyalty to me don't matter, money matters.
30. I call the shots, as long as my wife don't disagree
31. War solves all the problem
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